Now THIS is useful stuff…

How could I have done without my daily capsule of Vigor-Joy stuffed up my arse, and all these ‘extreme small molecules’ entering my ‘ppostatits’? For best results to be taken in combination with Fukitol, like the happy guy in the picture obviously did.

Vigor-Joy and Fukitol, two top products from the famous ‘Shanghai No.2 Ever Happy Golden Five Stars Fornicating Lizard Medicinal Herbs Co., Ltd.’



About Stranded Mariner

Marine Engineer and passionate sailor and cruiser, working in the marine business in China.
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One Response to Now THIS is useful stuff…

  1. Peter Pawan says:

    Oh man… I thought my chinglish post here took the cake.

    This is hilarious man..

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