From a good friend of mine, who was driven out of his country by yet another fascist regime.
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a World Bank Economist are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Englishman. “They must be English!”
“Nonsense,” says the Frenchman. “They are both naked and beautiful. They must be French!”
“You are both wrong,” says the World Bank economist. “They have no clothes and no shelter. They have only an apple to eat and they’re being told they’re in Paradise . Clearly, they’re Zimbabweans!”